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I know other plants have the three-leaf configuration, but how much time are you really going to spend learning the difference between box elders and poison ivy? Also avoid any hairy vines crawling up tree trunks; that can also be poison ivy and will fuck your shit up.

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To remove a tick, go for the fine-tipped tweezers that you use for rogue mole hairs and grab the tick as close as you can to the surface of your skin. You want to get ih head and pull upward with even pressure.

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A bear wanders into your camp, beckoned by your roasting rabbit. A good tip on punching it in the face is to not. So you decided to punch a bear.

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